10/14/2004

Keyes & Cheney remix

Let's rewind for a moment. Here's what Alan Keyes (R), candidate for the U.S. Senate from Maryl... I mean Illinois said on September 1st:
In an interview with SIRUS satellite radio, the Internet's Drudge Report said Wednesday, Keyes called Mary Cheney "a 'selfish hedonist' because she is a lesbian." Keyes said: "The essence of ... family life remains procreation. If we embrace homosexuality as a proper basis for marriage, we are saying that it's possible to have a marriage state that in principal excludes procreation and is based simply on the premise of selfish hedonism." Asked whether that meant Mary Cheney "is a selfish hedonist," Keyes said: "That goes by definition. Of course she is." Keyes took to the airwaves again Wednesday to try and put the remark in context. WBBM-AM, Chicago, reported he denied the comment was meant to slam Mary Cheney and blamed the media for taking a generalization and making it personal. Keyes said if he had a lesbian daughter he would love her but tell her she was sinning.
Where was Lynne Cheney's outrage at that statement? Where was Richard don't-call-me-Dick Cheney's fury at Keyes? Where was the right-wing punditry to attack this "victimization". So, let's sum up GOPerville:
  • It is wrong for Kerry & Edwards to acknowledge Mary Cheney's existence.
  • It is ok for Alan Keyes to call Mary Cheney a selfish hedonist.
Oh, yeah. By the way? Around September 26th, we learned that, yes, Alan Keyes' daughter is a lesbian, too. You can't make this stuff up, people.

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