Hey, Peggy Noonan!

George Soros cannot buy a presidential election. Savor. 'Volunteers' who are bought and paid for cannot beat volunteers who come from the neighborhood, church, workplace and reading group. Savor. The leaders of the Bush effort see it this way: A ragtag band of more than a million Republican volunteers who fought like Washington's troops at Valley Forge beat the paid Hessians of King George III's army. Savor.

Hey, Peggy! I volunteered. No one paid me to do so. I got up at 4 in the morning on Tuesday to work for free. I worked hard. In the rain. In the cold. No one paid me. No one paid thousands more like me. So: hey, Peggy! Fuck you and your 8th grader-style prose.