Magnanimous victory

They sure turn 'em out in Florida, don't they? Wackos, I mean. Here's a gentle screed, a portion of which I've translated from its original crayon scribblings. (Note to the author: there are synonyms for "vital". It's called a Thesaurus. Use it & love it). Basically, a fine American by the name of Mike Thompson (a Florida conservative), recommends expulsion of the blue states from the USA.

"BUSH USA is predominantly white; devoutly Christian (mostly Protestant); openly, vigorously heterosexual; an open land of single-family homes and ranches; economically sound (except for a few farms), but not drunk with cyberworld business development, and mainly English-speaking, with a predilection for respectfully uttering 'yes, ma'am' and 'yes, sir.' GORE/KERRY USA is ethnically diverse; multi-religious, irreligious or nastily antireligious; more sexually liberated (if not in actual practice, certainly in attitude); awash with condo canyons and other high-end real estate bordered by sprawling, squalid public housing or neglected private homes, decidedly short of middle-class neighborhoods; both high tech and oddly primitive in its commerce; very artsy, and Babelesque, with abnormally loud speakers."

For every person who unfairly denigrates the Christian right, there's a right-wing wackjob like this.