WTF?

Is this covered in "What to Expect The First Year?

(Batavia, NY, December 30, 2004) - - A Batavia man faces arraignment next week on charges he bit his baby son in the face. Police say 23-year old Michael Bennet bit the child because he would not stop crying. He was arrested after taking the tot to local hospital last month.

That's right. The sure-fire way to get a baby to stop crying is to bite him on the face. Slick move, ace. Sometimes I think there really should be a license to breed.