Oh, to be Paulie Walnuts

Paulie Walnuts on the Sopranos once refered to someone as a "malignant c***". He could have been referring to Ann Coulter, who regales Time Magazine this week with tales of neo-McCarthyism. But not only is she the Volksische Beobachter's Page 3 girl, she's also a cretin. She complains about the photo of her that poisons the cover, referring to it as an "elongated funhouse photo", and that it is technicolor proof of liberal bias. She admits, however, that she didn't read the article.