1/19/2005

50 worst songs ever

Kelly, the dean of Buffalo Bloggers, engages today in an interesting exercize. Here's a list of the 50 worst songs of all time. You have to highlight the ones you actually LIKE. 1. We Built This City ... Starship 2. Achy Breaky Heart ... Billy Ray Cyrus 3. Everybody Have Fun Tonight ... Wang Chung 4. Rollin' ... Limp Bizkit 5. Ice Ice Baby ... Vanilla Ice 6. The Heart of Rock & Roll ... Huey Lewis and the News 7. Don't Worry, Be Happy ... Bobby McFerrin 8. Party All the Time ... Eddie Murphy (It's so bad, it's good.) 9. American Life ... Madonna 10. Ebony and Ivory ... Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder 11. Invisible ... Clay Aiken (Not that bad. Catchy pop product) 12. Kokomo ... The Beach Boys (It's catchy and has a good provenance) 13. Illegal Alien ... Genesis 14. From a Distance ... Bette Midler 15. I'll Be There for You ... The Rembrandts 16. What's Up? ... 4 Non Blondes 17. Pumps and a Bump ... Hammer 18. You're the Inspiration ... Chicago 19. Broken Wings ... Mr. Mister 20. Dancing on the Ceiling ... Lionel Richie 21. Two Princes ... Spin Doctors (I liked this band back in 1992-3) 22. Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue (The Angry American) ... Toby Keith 23. Sunglasses at Night ... Corey Hart 24. Superman ... Five for Fighting 25. I'll Be Missing You ... Puff Daddy featuring Faith Evans and 112 26. The End ... The Doors 27. The Final Countdown ... Europe 28. Your Body Is a Wonderland ... John Mayer 29. Breakfast at Tiffany's ... Deep Blue Something 30. Greatest Love of All ... Whitney Houston 31. Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm ... Crash Test Dummies (See entry 21, supra) 32. Will 2K ... Will Smith 33. Barbie Girl ... Aqua (You like it. Admit it. C'mon Barbie, let's go party) 34. Longer ... Dan Fogelberg 35. Shiny Happy People ... R.E.M. (Featuring the chick from the B-52s). 36. Make Em Say Uhh! ... Master P featuring Silkk, Fiend, Mia-X and Mystikal 37. Rico Suave ... Gerardo 38. Cotton Eyed Joe ... Rednex 39. She Bangs ... Ricky Martin 40. I Wanna Sex You Up ... Color Me Badd 41. We Didn't Start the Fire ... Billy Joel 42. The Sound of Silence ... Simon & Garfunkel 43. Follow Me ... Uncle Kracker 44. I'll Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That) ... Meat Loaf 45. Mesmerize ... Ja Rule featuring Ashanti 46. Hangin' Tough ... New Kids on the Block 47. The Only Thing That Looks Good on Me Is You ... Bryan Adams 48. Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da ... The Beatles (C'mon. The only bad Beatles song is Revolution #9.) 49. I'm Too Sexy ... Right Said Fred 50. My Heart Will Go On ... Celine Dion Let me just say that I cannot tolerate - not for one single, solitary second - John Mayer. But I agree with #1 wholeheartedly.

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