What I need is a Lord of the Rings debunker, too

Jen notes that the Vatican (as in the Catholic Church) has found it necessary to appoint an official Da Vinci Code debunker. Can you see me rolling my eyes? As Jen brilliantly responds: fic-tion n. A literary work whose content is produced by the imagination and is not necessarily based on fact. The category of literature comprising works of this kind, including novels and short stories.